- girl: babe come over
- boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
- girl: my parents aren't home
- boy: I know
do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real
I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
*Baby starts crying on a plane*
Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr
Please reblog so I can make this happen
SIGNAL BOOST THIS THING!!!
well if this is true, you shall be the one who is the one who is the one t discover whether tumblr has a following limit.